Abecedarian

Aftershave debunked the onscreen lore of handsome perfume

Because it made too many women gag. 

Cauterized intentions that karma-ed back like boomerangs 

Damned pseudoflower scent foiling an otherwise neutral afternoon

Every moment gutted with olfactory 

Fisticuffs between two equally victimized 

Gumps fighting like long fictionalized 

Hell! Why not just toss the chin guy out 

I hear his rancid ear and neck and face 

Jurassic their way into the exhausted province 

Kinged by obstreperous unbandaged would-be 

Love nest mavens needing to be sprung to free 

Main-stream mainlined havens of unclaimed 

Nests to fester in. 

O hapless uncurated pseudo-masculinity 

Porous with entry points only redacting 

Quasi-affections if you only read the manual 

Ratcheting up the ante-room replete with 

Suffragettes and their matrilineal skirt-tail kin 

Trashing the bin room with harsh scent

Under over in and upon 

Vectors away from desire the spilled accordion of 

Wingspan coated wtih petal perfume unmeasured 

Yellow costumed effects of choking bees and shallow 

Zephers sinning their way back to first violets