Gone Green

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The Great British Baking Show begins a cake challenge by furnishing spinach and pistachio ingredients toward the goal of shaping attractive green perfection echoing a seventies couch and chair antithetical to a lair. No rust for the wear. Emoticons choice their flair for green gone tincture.  

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The sometime green chameleons make good pets unfit for train rides. Might freeze when surprised and prefer not to be touched. If you need a pet for your tot, then get thee to the card catalogue where you'll look under cosies to find a match for tea coverings and mild murmur mysteries. Learn to fit in, saying cheese to the nice man with black cloth over his head as he stands behind the wide camera to capture and reveal a row of smiles. 

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Suppose a pose imposing intuition when a troglodyte fails to show for the board meeting even post- evidence of a Google calendar invite dispatched. Misspent hours and frights pawned off on rookie green fillies who may fail to race. The gray one projected as jet black fooled oddsmakers. What's a bookie to dew point imperiled on the grass close to being smoked by spokes of tar trod on by the bouncy bees weak in the knees near windblown trees. 

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Pounce pronounce precede the thought of pace, ace. Miniature foibles wander toward the creek. Anybody seen my pulse? Post-Kirby vaccum brush roll indicator green lights the impending vale of fears.