A Simple Purchase

I made the mistake of ordering

a little product to help with

digestion to see if this tiny vitamin 

might help.

Now I am besieged by emails and texts

with links to an app for which

I have no use and expect

not to need. Thus stalked,

I am inclined to cancel the hapless product 

which I now note by way of frequent notices 

from the USPS that the object 

may arrive today. Now wonder, did I 

inadvertently accept a proposal and now

must face wedding guests I do not know 

and hope never to meet? It's just a pill, 

for the love of Mike! Stop!